Lost in email translation

Deep Dish Creative
Have you ever sent off an email rife with inside jokes, innuendo, or sassy remarks that could only be understood as humor by the recipient? I do that a-plenty, only to folks I know, of course.

A couple of days ago I received a contact email from my website that had me scratching my head:

We are looking for a talented local designer/corporately savvy type to help us communicate an original message to an investor. I know right….weird ! Call to discuss if sober.
Cheers!
Anthony

WHAT?! Call to discuss if sober? I’ve never met this person in my life. I trucked on over their website and discovered its an upscale salon in Seattle. Very nice, expensive website. Could this be spam? How do I know? Someone clearly took the time to select a reason for the contact via the drop down window on my contact page. Who knows these days. I replied with a brief blow-off just in case:

“Call to discuss if sober”???? Thanks for the inquiry, but I’ll pass on calling. Good luck.

I received reply back from Anthony:

Hi Laura,
Thanks for the rather strange reply to our poor attempt at a creative intro. You came recommended to me from our friends over at *******. I guess “creative” folks are no longer as fun as they used to be.
All the best,
Anthony

Dang! How was I supposed to respond to an cold email like that? And to think I am a humorless clod calling myself a ‘creative’. Hrumph!

I responded back with:

Hi Anthony,
Hate to think I am not funny, let alone not able to recognize anyone’s stab at humor. But things can easily get lost in an email. I honestly thought it was spam. Good to know you are not a robot. That said, I should tell you I am not Seattle-local anymore, but am hailing from Vermont these days. I used to work for the Seattle CVB and most of my clients are in the area.

If you are looking for funny – rawkin funny, and a very talented crew of Seattleites, I can highly recommend the ******* agency, downtown. ********.com. You’ll want to talk to *** *****, brand strategist. You will be howling in no time. (206) ***-****

Again, good luck, and apologies for my ignorance,
Lara

P.S. You have a killer website.

I passed the situation on to my rawkin funny design firm friends back in Seattle – who thought the whole thing was a riot and would have been all over it. I’m not so sure I would have been immediately ‘all over it’ as it just seems so odd to assume I am a comedian first, professional designer, second.

How does one decide between acting on a random stab at humor, reporting as spam, or writing off as unprofessional?

Maybe if I wasn’t sober at the time, I would now have myself a new client. Next time.



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